A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous, got me?
For the record, I’ve never seen a porn that was aimed at anyone other than the lowest common denomenator of men. Like, low enough that I know dudes who can’t stomach to watch it. Anyone who says those guys are lying needs to wake the fuck up.
i know people that shelled out $150 a pop for four of these guys
My roommate who works at the card store just said foils are going for $750 a pop. I know someone who paid $160 each for a playset. Who would have thought that’d be worthwhile?!
Funny story: never visit the Magic card store while you’re wearing a low-cut top.
ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two
and their names are texas tornado and johnny football
the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed
Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.
I want to smoosh them. So fluffy.
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Ecuador’s President Correa responded to US charges that he is suppressing press freedom by claiming private media networks sacrifice objective reporting for corporate profits.
Who’s going to organise and run those? The government? As if they don’t have even more of a stake in what’s being reported.
Test Number Two. Stay tuned. Next week she uses the sword.
For those of you who missed it: Test Number One.
-Jake
This right here.
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Elaine gets a new pair of heels that make a pleasing clicking sound when she walks. Whenever she passes Peterman’s office, he can’t help but start drumming with his fingertips on whatever objects are within reach. Others in the office are moved to similar rhythmic fits. Soon, each of Elaine’s footsteps is accompanied by a thunderous percussion ensemble.
Kramer learns to play the spoons, and starts experimenting with different sizes. Eventually, he finds what he feels is the “perfect spoon tone”. The vibrations from the sound match the resonant frequency of his bones, which become increasingly deformed and twisted as he plays.
Jerry does a show at an enormous, oddly-shaped venue. The resulting echo transforms everything he says into something entirely different every seven rows, leaving alternating sections of audience responding in wildly varying ways to his jokes — some offended, some laughing, some bored, and others moved to tears.
Elaine’s office debuts on Broadway. Their opening night is lauded by critics, but their performance is upstaged by Kramer’s mangled, deformed body in the third row, beautifully and helplessly clattering his spoons along with Elaine’s footsteps.
George dates a woman whose voice sounds exactly the same as his own.
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The sitting Congress has the most women of any in history. Artist Emily Nemens is capturing each of them in paint, and using their likenesses in graphics to show how far we still have to go to bring gender equality to Washington.
The women of Congress, in fabulous watercolor infographics
This is awesome. Ladies in the HOUSE. No, really. Record number of ladies in the House!
O hai Tammy Duckworth
Is it a coincidence that the number of women in congress is jumping up right when congress is at its most ineffectual and impotent? No, not because ladies can’t get the job done, but because the power has moved elsewhere. Power will resist all change with the strength of a steel wall.
oh and like everything else that’s interesting, it has its own group of weirdos.
The worst part is that nobody talked about him after he published the book. He just up and vanished.
But really, I think that if you read any one book, it should be this one. If only for the daring it took to so completely reject accepted ideas.
Honestly, it’s this kind of idea that shows the holes in science as a practise: it’s unprovable, but it’s so completely valid a way to look at the world. It’s the limit of experiment. There may be things we can never find through experiment, why are they not worth thought?
